Theo Von being Misunderstood on MTV's Road Rules (aired in Summer 2000) ... Best Supernatural Quotes; Top ...

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Dec 12, 2019 · Hey, I'm Mark, I'm new in the area, not by choice [Theo, on pedophiles]. I'm a nostalgia hunter. Come on really, the kids are playing with stone dolls, dolls made out of stone [Theo, on Russia]. We need gas money and we need ideas. I like staying off the old horn, you know, I've been a horn player since I was a young buck [Theo, on masturbation].

Theo talking on a podcast with two guys who are both home owners and one says Theo you’re pronouncing ‘homosexuality’ wrong. Theo says Oh see y’all got that dancer on your tongue Reply reply

The place for stand-up, podcasts, videos, and comedic ramblings of Theo Von. Watch out for Embankments boy! GANG GANG

Nikki Glaser returns to chat with Theo about her wild night at the Roast of Tom Brady, the near-disaster she almost had on stage, the insane history of lobotomies, ongoing tension between lesbians and straight men, new advancements in women’s pleasure technology, & they listen to Nikki’s first song.

Jan 2, 2022 · r/TheoVonQuotes: A place for Theo Von quotes. Enjoy. “I get it ladies. No women wants to bang a poor guy. After Your done he’s like ‘Can I get you a towel that doesn’t match any of the other towels?’” -Theo Von

Theo looks down at his phone “Sorry guys, my stepdad is in the hospital.. well, not really, he actually passed away a couple of years ago, but my mom thinks about him a lot” Reply reply

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