Sonic the Hedgehog 3 opens in theaters Friday ... At its current rate of unlikely improvement, the Sonic series should turn out a Toy Story 2-grade masterpiece in, oh, maybe five years.

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 just recently surpassed $1 billion globally, and the blockbuster is now available on digital. The film is joined this week on VOD by Oscar nominee The Girl With The Needle ...