And for the first ten minutes of this "demented jukebox musical" – a spoof retelling of "Titanic" that raids the back catalogue of the Canadian singer Celine Dion – I felt sure we were heading ...

Often opting for simple, skin-clinging dresses ... Career-wise, Dion reached new heights when she became the face of the "Titanic" soundtrack in 1997. This move saw the return of simple, classic ...

Imagine if singer Celine Dion had been on the Titanic, survived, and wanted to revisit her version of events. That is the premise of the musical Titanique that has opened in London's West End.